My husband bought a bunch of cheap straws so the kids could get excited about drinking everyday drinks, you know like water. The first time our two oldest used a straw in their drinks, they exclaimed: "This is just like Hawaii!"
My two year old son's first words to me this morning (which he said in all seriousness) were "Mom, something is wrong with me." We have cracked up all day about it because that is all he said and then he just walked away. lol.